Anonymous said: i thought i saw you when i was out shopping but it turns out it was just a hot dad

Not sure how to take this, but in flattered regardless.

So funny story. I just got off of Splash Mountain, and I see someone taking a picture with someone, and I’m like “alright it’s cool, Disneyland, happens.” And then I keep looking and I then I met Miranda Cosgrove.

So funny story. I just got off of Splash Mountain, and I see someone taking a picture with someone, and I’m like “alright it’s cool, Disneyland, happens.” And then I keep looking and I then I met Miranda Cosgrove.

ray-winters-sings:

Were here in Disneyyyy :D

ray-winters-sings:

Off to Disney with my bestie Edgar :D 
First real roadtrip with a friend!!! SUPER EXCITED!!!!! and yes were matching. Wassup.

ray-winters-sings:

Off to Disney with my bestie Edgar :D
First real roadtrip with a friend!!! SUPER EXCITED!!!!!

and yes were matching. Wassup.

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Anonymous said: You're so freaking hot *-* please. Let me have your babies *-* (auto correct tried turning babies into banjos) can I have your babies or banjos?

NEITHER MY BABIES NOR MY BANJOS ARE FOR SALE, GOOD DAY

Were here in Disneyyyy :D

Off to Disney with my bestie Edgar :D 
First real roadtrip with a friend!!! SUPER EXCITED!!!!! and yes were matching. Wassup.

Off to Disney with my bestie Edgar :D
First real roadtrip with a friend!!! SUPER EXCITED!!!!!

and yes were matching. Wassup.
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"he’s 936 months old"

78

ur grandpa is 78 years old

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jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

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goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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